Bangalore Hash House Harriers
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29 years and still running...
Its the Bangalore chapter of the drinking club with a running problem. We run on (almost) once a month somewhere in the countryside 20-50 km from the centre of town and occasionally indulge in outstation runs and Hash events.
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Run 696 - The Lost Balls Run
September 15 - 2019
100 + hashers came for this run of which 25 of them made it to the Ball Breaker Run start at 7:30 a.m. in the cool Soma Vineyards at Sonenahalli near Dodaballapur.
The participants of the Ball Breaker run were treated to a tough trail run that joined up with the hash run at 10:30 a.m. delayed by about 30 minutes as several runners got lost! The hash run went around the lake and green countryside and ebnded by 12:30 p.m.
Immortal Official Hash Scribes version:
RUN 696 - THE LOST BALLS RUN – The Ball Breaker Run at Somasutra Whine Yard
“Some dance to remember, some dance to forget” to “Some run away from wifi and some runaway from wife, We’ve had that spirit here (wine) in Run696””. Lyrics- Courtesy Hotel Somasutra.
This Run was already Pre-defined by the Plumbing available in each one of us and had Raw Sex’s persistent efforts along with his Grinning band of Hares in trying to demolish the same. His efforts were partly assisted by the Menagerie of animals encountered in between. The Peacock, Cockoo, Pussycat, Cock and Bull are few of the earthly beings who can also be credited for their visible presence along the trail.
The GM chipped in with his Cocktail of fruits. Perhaps the therapeutic effect of Melons and Bananas was considered, if not for nutrition, at least for the touch. BTW now Mangos are Passe. Lemons, New age…hmmm. Reminds me of Kink Kong, with the unholy dongs.
The trail alongside the lake gave many an occasion to update their selfies and subsequent profiles. Kindly check Tinder.com/Grindr.com akin to your individuals Kinks. Swipe Right, if you like them. A few of them are topless if that helps in motivating. The others are on Bumble.com. PC sure will be happy with the business.
The end of the Run saw many a Hasher squatting & stretching, a few Hariettes bobbing up and down to feel the existential weight of their organs. It was just explained away as dancing to the irresistible background Music. Oh Pamela Anderson Running on the beach……Those were the days. So fit,…So Tight….we were. Sniff, !.. I tell you this Global Drooping is becoming an epidemic. It could be noted that our GM earlier was spotted earlier pasting stickers on many a Chest, perhaps in anticipation of the bobbing and to hold them in Place.
The posture of many at the Circle proved that ice is the best when it comes to the treatment of inflammation caused by the clash of the family jewels. For once the Mumbo Jumbo of his eminence the GM didn’t Matter. The Chennai Chatterers(Hariettes from Chennai) woes were noticed and we respect Woe Men on the ice.
Made 2 Cum (GM Emlyn from Delhi), looks forward to new cums from BH3 at their upcumming Anniversary. Thank you Fast Food(Tucker) for swooning and mooning all of us, with the Swing Low. We are grateful for the sanctification of our unholy soles.
Shaggy Motor Mouth
Picture albums :
Cybers closeups : https://flic.kr/s/aHsmH4VidP
Hashers contributions : https://flic.kr/s/aHsmH52csi
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