Bangalore Hash House Harriers
29 years and still running...
Its the Bangalore chapter of the drinking club with a running problem. We run on (almost) once a month somewhere in the countryside 20-50 km from the centre of town and occasionally indulge in outstation runs and Hash events.
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Event reports :
Run 693 - The Stone Age Run in Much In Belle
July 21 - 2019
Some 150 intrepid hashers many who were pushed out of bed and loaded into their cars landed up at the Feverpitch parking lot on a cool Sunday morning at 8:45 a.m.
The run commenced with a climb on a rocky mountain that gave a panaromic view of the lake, Savantdurga rock and the surrounding countryside.
A village site waterstop with watermelon and tender coconuts spiced with high spirits helped hashers regain their strength.
The rocky climb slowed many of the able bodied ones too - the result being that the walk by the riverside had to be curtailed in the interest of time.
What followed was a roller coaster of fun and more fun at the Feverpitch basecamp with many hashers making use of the sports facilities.
With adequate beer and lunch and camaraderie, the event started winding down after 2 p.m.
Immortal Official Hash Scribes version:
A Hump a day keeps the doctor away. OFB and his team of Hares made sure this medical gem was shared by one and all for a good stir in the loins. I am sure many couples fulfilled their Annual quota considering the number of selfies taken at the summit. The glistening sheen of perspiration on the Hashers and their exhausted demeanor said it all. Oh well, life has many Humps to cross, the best ones are always reserved at BH3 Organation. I am glad you all came.
The circle commenced with the unusual display of a torn Sari. Memories of Silk Smitha and Savitha Babhi Came to the fore. From granulated white droppings we have progressed to ripped clothing. Perhaps this is OFB’s way to titillate the trail. Next time hope he marks the trail with Jute Strings. Its more environment friendly. The local Kaka shop, I am sure will supply them with a gleam in the eye. Just ask for G Strings.
GM’s Nuts seem to have got bigger. With eloquent handling, display and description, they were distributed as much needed refreshments at the water-stop. Bobbitising their tops, a dash of Vodka, Voila! You had a Cocktail! Only the olives were missing. Next time get your own choppers…….Ouch. Bigger the Basket, bigger the nuts.
Many a Hashers were found sporting Orange Bands .Just FYI, These were indicative of the AID to the Hash Runs, not AIDS. We have venerable Hashers not Venereal. A Kiss and a Hug is much appreciated. Behind the bushes with them is a different matter.
If OFB and Team were the synonym of MAKEMYTRIP for laying this trail, Our Venerable GM should be lauded for EASEMYTRIP to the shack for the copious supply of Beer and Eats.
The Stone age Run name at the Circle, elicited especially from a HORROR is indicative of a stable lineage and future of BH3. The new age Pappu’s give us great hope when the baton will be passed onto them. This hands on training really helps eh! A great Spurt to the Hash.
There is much Theological Debate for the cause of Mirth and Merriment in the Circle. Whether its due to the Oratory Skills Display of Sky High or the sound of Pomps coming from behind him is much left to be discussed.
Once again there is as much disappointment with Virat Kohli not getting back the Cup as Hashers not getting back their beer tin cups to the trash can.
Shaggy Motor Mouth
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